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How to Make Weed Tea That Will Blow Your Socks Away

We’ve all heard stories of grandma’s accidentally taking their grandson’s weed stash and then making one hell of a tea cup.

If you think that would make an awesome movie, you should probably go watch Grandma’s Boy (2006) right now.

All jokes aside, we are here today to talk solely about the fine art of brewing the most epic pot of weed tea, so let’s jump right in.

Weed tea effects

As simple as it may sound, the only objective of making weed tea is to administer cannabinoids (like THC and CBD) into your system.

If you make it right, weed tea has a normal taste—just like any other tea.

Drinking weed tea makes consumers abnormally uplifted and ready to tackle all daily chores.

It will give you the energy you need to get through rough mornings and take you to sleep after exhausting days.

Weed tea has double the effect when combined with some delicious and tasty weed cookies or weed brownies.

The “tea brownie” experience is very extreme and beginners in the world of cannabis should not be experimenting with cannabis tea and edibles at the same time, unless they have the explicit desire of waking up 12 hours later with a black hole in their stomach and an empty fridge.

How to make potent weed tea

Potent weed tea is made by using the most potent weed strain you can find.

If you want to measure the dosage of THC in a single cup, the math is pretty simple:

If you are using a strain of about 15% THC, one cup made using one gram of that cannabis strain will have about 150mg of THC per cup.

As with all teas, strength depends on how long you allow it to steep; longer equals stronger tea.

If you aren’t familiar with the process of steeping tea, this means that the longer you leave the weed to soak in your cup, the stronger will be both the taste and the high.

Weed tea can be mixed with a variety of supplements just like regular tea.

Adding honey, milk, lemon or other spices will not change the chemical composition of the tea, which means that it won’t affect your high.

Benefits of drinking weed tea

Weed tea has been a known as a cure for several conditions and symptoms, such as morning sickness for example.

Hand shaking, anxiety, depression and sleep issues are all problems you can tackle with a couple sips of cannabis tea. This is a great thing to know as all of the above mentioned problems are medical issues that doctors have no problems prescribing drugs for.

If you are a hardcore weed-hater and you would rather take FDA approved drugs, by all means, go ahead and take your drug of choice.

We are here to offer an alternative version which is becoming more and more globally accepted as a legit replacement for heavy industrial drugs.

If you are new to using cannabis as a recreational drug, here’s something you should know before drinking your first cup:

The effects of marijuana-infused tea generally manifest slowly.

People report that they usually start experiencing effects 30 to 90 minutes after drinking the tea.

However, this depends also on the type of your metabolism, potency of the cannabis used to make the tea, your THC tolerance levels, and other factors.

Ingredients and Tools

Here are the necessary tools and ingredients that you will need to make a batch of weed tea.

Ingredients

  • 1 tea bag;
  • 1 teaspoon of cannabutter;
  • 1 cup of boiling water.

Equipment

  • Kettle or pot;
  • Tea cup.

Marijuana tea recipe: Using cannabutter

Preparation time: 10 minutes

Directions

  1. Add 1 teaspoon of cannabutter and one tea bag to the cup.
  2. Boil the water and pour it into the cup.
  3. Let the cannabutter fully dissolve.
  4. Remove the tea bag, add milk (optional), and consume.

20 things you need to know about weed tea

There are very many misconception surrounding weed tea, how it’s made and its effects on the human body and brain.

Here are some of the most frequently asked questions you have to know the answers to before making your first pot of weed tea.

Can weed tea get you high?

Yes, weed tea can get you very high. Some users report liking this high more than the sudden, invasive high when smoking.

Can weed tea be refrigerated?

Yes, weed tea can be kept in a fridge for several days, or even a week, if you don’t put any sugar or milk in it.

Does weed tea lose potency?

Weed tea doesn’t lose potency over time, although it shouldn’t be kept for too long.

Does weed tea go bad?

There isn’t any proof that weed tea can go bad, but it can have a much stronger taste and smell after a few days.

Can weed tea make you sick?

Yes, weed tea can make you sick if you drink too much, or your stomach isn’t really taking it well.

What does weed tea taste like?

It tastes a lot like if you soaked weed and then squeezed it, but also it’s a little buttery. Weed tea has a very unique taste to it.

Does weed tea smell of weed?

Yes, weed tea often has a very strong smell of weed to it, the longer you keep it, the stronger it might become.

Does weed tea help lose weight?

This hasn’t been proven by any scientific method so far.

How long does weed tea stay in your system?

Depending on how much you’ve consumed, THC from weed tea stays in your body from several days to several weeks. However, the tea alone is within you until you urinate a few times, and then it’s gone.

How much weed tea do you need to get high?

One medium cup (2dl or 6-7 oz) is about the right measure, but depending on your size and tolerance you can make adjustments. Never drink more than 2 full cups though.

When does weed tea kick in?

It takes about 30 to 60 minutes to an hour for weed tea to kick in.

Is weed tea good for asthma?

Yes as it can be beneficial to reduce coughing but it doesn’t require smoking or vaping cannabis flower.

Is weed tea healthy?

Weed tea isn’t necessarily healthy on its own, but it does have many positive benefits such as pain relief and reducing anxiety. It can also help with sleep induction.

Is weed tea stronger than smoking?

Smoking weed makes it so that it hits you sooner and goes away faster, but drinking weed tea will give you a long and balanced high which isn’t as strong as when you smoke it.

Why didn’t my weed tea work?

It is possible that you just didn’t wait long enough for it to take effect, or you might have added too little of the cannabutter to the mix.

Can you mix weed tea with milk?

Yes you can, but make sure you do this for each cup you make and not the whole tea as it can significantly shorten the tea’s “best before date”.

Can you add honey to weed tea?

Yes, this will make it taste less like weed and much more sweet than just drinking it straight, but I wouldn’t recommend putting any sugar in.

Can you make weed tea without cannabutter?

Yes, there are other techniques of making weed tea. Mixing weed with coconut oil instead of cannabutter will have the same effect.

Is weed tea like edibles?

Yes, in the sense that it gives you the same long and powerful high. An empty stomach will also make the tea much more powerful.

Is weed tea stronger than edibles?

Weed tea can be stronger than edibles, depending on how much tea you drink, and also what you ate that day.

Alex

Writing how-to’s and consumption tutorials. Experienced cannabis user who is also in great love with Amsterdam. Ancient meme overlord.

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